Everything Backwards

First of all
Do everything backwards
Put the clothes in the dishwasher, and
Stick your foot in the refrigerator, and
Turn faucet on backwards
(use your bottom)
Unplug the TV, and
Plug it back in 5 minutes later
Skateboard through the living room
Use the TV as a ramp
It will piss you off if you don’t sleep with your clothes on, and
Make the bed
Toss your shoes so you won’t find the remote
Put the dishes in the washing machine.

by ABH

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